Gonna Capture a Human is an upbeat, peppy song telling the story of Papyrus and Sans' initial encounter with the fallen human, in a comedic style.
Sans: Hey bro.
Papyrus: What is it now, Sans?
Sans: There's a rock behind you.
Papyrus: Ah, I see.
Sans: Now look in front of it.
Papyrus: This had better not be another praaaaa...*Squeals*
Papyrus: *squealing* SANS IS THAT A HUMAN
Papyrus: Oboy oboy oboyoboyoboyoboooooy! SONG TIIIIME! Sans, just like we rehearsed. I want it
to be IMPRESSED! AND! INTIMIDATED! AND! ANOTHER COOL WORD THAT STARTS WITH I!
We're gonna capture a human, oh boy, I just can't wait!
We're gonna capture a human, oh this'll be so great
If we give it puzzles they'll surrender right away!
We're gonna capture a human today!
We're gonna capture a human, and by we I mean you
But you can use my puzzles to help out if you want to
This should be a riot and give that kid a good run.
You're gonna capture a human, have fun.
And once we've finally captured it, what treasures I will reap!
I'll have so many friends that I won't sleep
And on top of that, I know Undyne will finally see
I had it in meeeeeeee
To capture the humaaaaaaan!
Sans: That doesn't rhyme.
Papyrus: Shut up!
We're gonna capture the human, but it'll be a test
Your puzzles got cleared easily, but mine are all the best!
They'll be as confounded as the Jumbles confound me
We're gonna capture the human, yipee!
I only wrote one verse of lyrics.
SANS! UGH! Here, just use mine!
We're gonna capture the human, and I'll be feelin' fine!
They'll by hypnotized by my amazing cookery
...sorry Paprus, this isn't me.
Papyrus: AUGH. FINE. JUST A LITTLE MORE, OK?
It keeps on clearing puzzles left and right, ugh, this is bad...
And yet, there's something in it I admire...
Sans: Really? That's cool bro, I just hope you won't get mad
When it's thrown in the fire!
Sans: So they can harvest its soul!
I've gotta capture a human, I know it's for the best
But this one seems a whole lot cooler than all of the rest...
Let's just get this over with, with one decisive blow....
I've gotta capture you, human...
*BATTLE START SOUND*