Nice to meet'cha kid, for the tenth time Hope ya know me now, I know you fine You're loved, protected, but is that enough? Fate is calling, answer and get rough If you change the world, I'll change it more But hey, kid, you've heard this all before You'll die with just words so make them swords and make it through Cos' in this world there's just one thing that's true It's kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed Now, at times, it may be best to ACT You show kindness, I'll show them their digestive tract but we're both the same, push comes to shove both of us are on a quest for LOVE Wanna make friends? I don't think they do Better to strike before they strike you You cannot FLEE from what nature programmed in your brain For you, my friend, Genocide's simply sane So Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed But, hey, if you spare them, how happy you will be You'll dance and prance all day and throw tea parties Never ever no matter the weather will immoral thinking cross your path You'll be joking, cooking pasta, cleaning spears AND I'LL JUST LAUGH. MAKE YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM HAPPY, I'LL BE OCCUPIED STEALING PEOPLE'S SOULS WHILE I DEVOUR THEIR INSIDES NO WORRIES, THOUGH, LEAVE ME UNCHECKED, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE EXCEPT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HAD AND LOVED WILL BE ALL MINE But that'd be too easy! Soooooo......Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed *flowey laugh*

Sans: Hey bro. Papyrus: What is it now, Sans? Sans: There's a rock behind you. Papyrus: Ah, I see. Sans: Now look in front of it. Papyrus: This had better not be another praaaaa...*Squeals* Papyrus: *squealing* SANS IS THAT A HUMAN Sans: Yup. Papyrus: Oboy oboy oboyoboyoboyoboooooy! SONG TIIIIME! Sans, just like we rehearsed. I want it to be IMPRESSED! AND! INTIMIDATED! AND! ANOTHER COOL WORD THAT STARTS WITH I! Sans: OK. Papyrus: We're gonna capture a human, oh boy, I just can't wait! We're gonna capture a human, oh this'll be so great If we give it puzzles they'll surrender right away! We're gonna capture a human today! Sans: We're gonna capture a human, and by we I mean you But you can use my puzzles to help out if you want to This should be a riot and give that kid a good run. You're gonna capture a human, have fun. Papyrus: And once we've finally captured it, what treasures I will reap! I'll have so many friends that I won't sleep And on top of that, I know Undyne will finally see I had it in meeeeeeee To capture the humaaaaaaan! Sans: That doesn't rhyme. Papyrus: Shut up! We're gonna capture the human, but it'll be a test Your puzzles got cleared easily, but mine are all the best! They'll be as confounded as the Jumbles confound me We're gonna capture the human, yipee! Sans: I only wrote one verse of lyrics. Papyrus: SANS! UGH! Here, just use mine! Sans: We're gonna capture the human, and I'll be feelin' fine! They'll by hypnotized by my amazing cookery ...sorry Paprus, this isn't me. Papyrus: AUGH. FINE. JUST A LITTLE MORE, OK? Sans: OK. Papyrus: It keeps on clearing puzzles left and right, ugh, this is bad... And yet, there's something in it I admire... Sans: Really? That's cool bro, I just hope you won't get mad When it's thrown in the fire! Papyrus: F-fire? Sans: So they can harvest its soul! Papyrus: Oh..yeah... *sigh* Papyrus: I've gotta capture a human, I know it's for the best But this one seems a whole lot cooler than all of the rest... Let's just get this over with, with one decisive blow.... I've gotta capture you, human... *BATTLE START SOUND* ...let's go.

Ah! Human! Welcome to my home! Feel free to look around! I'll talk about anything if you stare at it for a couple of seconds. ...Human, it's rude to stare at someone. ...Oh dear. Could it be...? Well, no worries, Human! I, the great Papyrus, am prepared! But...are you? LET'S FIND OUT! *date start* Step up, take your time Let your SOUL meet mine You and I have got a date to do! And while it's my first It won't be my worst Guess we'll have a threesome cos I brought this book too! Just for you! Now, be sure to take deep breaths and keep your mind intact Prepare for impossibilities For, human, you've already achieved a testing ACT You've got a hot date with a cold body! Now let's see... Step one: Ask them out! What's that all about? Outside is too public and cold, too! Step two: Wear some clothes! Wear Clothes..just like...those... Human, oh my goodness, do I mean that much to you? Of course I do... C'mon, Papyrus, this is but a minor setback A simple inprobability Human, you've done well, but it's time to counter-attack! On this hot date with a cold body! Wait for me! Now I'm proper-dressed But I must confess There's a secret within my attire It's so super-neat It'll knock you off your feet! So cmon and find it before it expires! Great save, Papyrus, You are the greatest in the land! The best gift is one your date can't see! Go on, hold my legs and hold my feel and ~hold my haaaand~ On this hot date with a cold body! Where could it be? You sure like my hat... Wait...oh yeah! right! that! I must honor your deductive skill For what lurks inside Is a box that hides ALL MY FINEST PASTA, C'MON, EAT YOUR FILL! I know you will... Huh? I don't feel my head being eaten off of yet... Could it be you're saving it for me? Oh my god! You shouldn't have! It's too considerate! For a Hot Date with a Cold Body! Listen to me... Human...You have taken this so far... And I really do like you and such! But, oh...how to say this...it feels so bizzare... I don't...think I like you...that much. But hey don't feel sad (And please oh please please don't get mad) I can't match your affection, you see! But hey, here's my number, you still got that! Aren't you glad You had this hot date with a cold body!

WAIT! I DIDN'T WRITE MY SONG YET? UMM, UMMM, SONG APP START! Um, hello! What a pleasure to see A human Standing in front of me Don't mind the cams Surely I am Not creepy (I'm not, right? I mean, really!) ANYWAY Since you made it to here That must mean He hasn't interfered Who's he? Nevermind I guess that I kind Of forgot to explain Crap that didn't rhyme Alphys you dumbassaur you suck at this UM The traps are bad But don't be sad 'Cos I'll help you through Th-that's something I can do! Yeah! With my guidance And some...fried ants? I totes can help you! Fried Ants? Really, RhymeFinder? Um, uh... I'll just stay behind Living in the background That's where I'm profound Where I shine! Go on, you're the star! let your fame expand throughout the hotlands And I'll just... Lead you from afar That's enough, right? That's not enough? VERSE TWO?! Crap crapcrap OK! LET'S DO THIS! What I meant Back there when I said "he" Was a friend A robotic buddy He's someone I built I can do that you know I build robots.... I TAKE IT ALL BACK! NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN RHYMEFINDER! He's clever Maybe a bit obtuse But moreso He's out there on the loose! One more thing too He's programmed to kill you ...oops.... Have no fear though! You've got me here so You'll survive his rage (Though he might steal the stage...) Here, take this phone You won't be alone If you stay on my page (MewChat App copyright Alphys Industries Patent Pending) I'll just stay right here I am at my best When I'm at my desk I've no fears! If things get bizzare When you're stuck and you're vexed Don't get scared, check your texts And I'll just... Lead you from afar Yeah, doin' pretty good! Just a little more? OK! I've got this! Hm? What? What's that? Why'd I name this app mew chat? Human. Please. Let me fill you in. (GAAASP gathering breath)Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is an anime about a girl who hypnotizes people by kissing them to do good things and it's awesome and it's so cute and it's meaningful and it's my favorite ever ever BUT THE SEQUEL SUCKS AND IT'S TOTAL TRASH but we can watch season 1 here if you want to and.... Oh, sorry, I got a little overexited there. Just...um...nevermind that for now. I'll just watch my show The first time I cried But I smiled inside It helped me grow! Well then, Au Revoir! But I won't actually leave Just enable "recieve" And I'll just... Lead you from afar OK! That was a pretty good song! And yknow what? If *HE* tells me it sucks again, he can...kiss my cutie! Wait. That sounded wrong. Really, really, wrong. Oh god. SANS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCENE THIS IS BAD "And so, the flustered yet reliable doctor waved goodbye to the human as they set out on an adventure across the hotlands. Oh, by the way, I'm the narrator. I'm going to be for the musical this song is part of, too. Papyrus wanted to, but he- "But I'm too good for such a pathetic role!" "sure, let's go with that. Anyway, look forward to it. It's sure to be a Bone-a-fide Masterpiece!"

Child! Are you safe? Please tell me you didn't take that to heart. No matter, you're safe now, so please listen to me. I'll assure that flower's horrid philosophy never returns! Goodness, how dreadful, forget that song Wipe it from your mind (Keep it in your mind) Wipe it from your mind Trust someone who's lived for very long You want to be be kind (She is not your kind) You want to be kind Though we seem threatening and scary We're misunderstood (Not misunderstood) So for your own good (So for her own good) I'll be your guardian fairy Guiding you devotedly, see? Child, we've much to do So much to walk you through I will protect what's inside you Their hearts would break before But now heartache's no more Because I'll be here to guide you (guide you...) Guide you (guide you...) Sing along with me, my child! Oh? It appears you prefer not to sing? That is alright, my child. I apologize for asking too much of you. Monsters aplenty live underground You'll like them in time (You'll kill them in time) You'll like them in time Let my voice resound (Let my voice resound) Deep inside your head (Deep inside your head) Don't kill or be killed (It's kill or be killed) Become friends instead (Make these monsters dead) Look at these humorous puzzles! Clear them to progress (Slay them to progress) Go on, do your best (Fighting them is best) Child, you need me I SHALL HELP YOU PAST THIS TEST, YES? Child, I am quite smart Solving these is my art You've got a legend beside you I've done this one before And several million more And with this skill, I shall guide you (Guide you...) Guide you (Guide you...) You seem...unmoved, my child. I shall be blunt. We love you, my child (She tricks you, my child) You matter, my child (You murder, my child) You're the world to us (The world's prey to us) We're the world to you (They're nothing to you) Please love us, my child (Murder them, my child) Cherish us, my child (Cherish it, my child) We are all you have (I am all you need) You are all...I...have I won't let him take your soul I won't let you spiral out of my control! Child, you've learned quite well But, my child, I can tell Hunger is brewing inside you I shall go to prepare Child, please wait right there And I'll be right back to guide you (Guide you...) Guide you (Guide you...)

Child, it was merely hours ago I first laid my eyes on you But I've seen so many you wouldn't know Tread your path and venture askew With every child I had tried my best To make them stay and hold them dear But overnight they all grew obsessed With fleeing from being held here Oh, and I'd protect them from harm I'd protect them from pain I would hold all of them close in my arms And they...would leave me in vain. Child, I fear you are just like them You are DETERMINED as they While this alone I shall not condemn I shan't let that lead you astray I cannot let you take one step more This time, I won't let you roam It won't be so bad, there's fun galore In these ruins I call home Oh, my child I'll protect you from him I'll prevent his dark plan I can't fulfill your every beck and whim But child, I'll do what I can I'll teach you math and art I know snail facts by heart Oh the things I want to show you We won't have much but we Still will live happily Even though I barely know you Because Child I'll protect you from loss I'll protect you from fear I will keep you safe no matter the cost And so, I must trap you here... *BATTLE START* (Tempo/Intensity Increases) Child, forgive me. you must understand The world before you is unkind Speak not! run or fight, obey my demands For I have made up my mind Sometimes to truly protect those you love You must hurt them to reassure Dodge as you might, my attacks are above The power that you can endure But my Child I'll protect you from death I will honor your plea I shall yield before your last dying breath For I'll protect you from me... (PACIFIST SIDE) Haha, Tori, What are you doing? Child, I fear for you, but now I know If you have such strength to SPARE Maybe, just maybe, in what lies below You'll actually make it through there Oh, child I'd protect you from hate Shield you from those unkind But you can protect yourself, this is fate... Now go, before I change my mind...

Child, it was merely hours ago I first laid my eyes on you But I've seen so many you wouldn't know Tread your path and venture askew With every child I had tried my best To make them stay and hold them dear But overnight they all grew obsessed With fleeing from being held here Oh, and I'd protect them from harm I'd protect them from pain I would hold all of them close in my arms And they...would leave me in vain. Child, I fear you are just like them You are DETERMINED as they While this alone I shall not condemn I shan't let that lead you astray I cannot let you take one step more This time, I won't let you roam It won't be so bad, there's fun galore In these ruins I call home Oh, my child I'll protect you from him I'll prevent his dark plan I can't fulfill your every beck and whim But child, I'll do what I can I'll teach you math and art I know snail facts by heart Oh the things I want to show you We won't have much but we Still will live happily Even though I barely know you Because Child I'll protect you from loss I'll protect you from fear I will keep you safe no matter the cost And so, I must trap you here... *BATTLE START* (Tempo/Intensity Increases) Child, forgive me. you must understand The world before you is unkind Speak not! run or fight, obey my demands For I have made up my mind Sometimes to truly protect those you love You must hurt them to reassure Dodge as you might, my attacks are above The power that you can endure But my Child I'll protect you from death I will honor your plea I shall yield before your last dying breath For I'll protect you from me... (GENO-SIDE) *SLASH* Haha....ha.... I'd...protect you...from the...cruel... My SOUL...would have stayed...true... But...my child...I am a fool... I can't protect you...from...you.... *SOUL shatters*

SANS: So, your journey's nearin' the end, huh? That means this show must be, too. Good to hear. I mean, everyone must be gettin' tired of all this singin. ...it's my turn, ain't it. Y'know what? I actually feel up to it. Play my song, fellas. *GONNA CAPTURE A HUMAN/PUSSYCAT MIX PLAYS* NO, NO! NOT THAT ONE! NOT NOW! ...later. I mean the other one. *RUIN DOOR begins* There we go. Time to tell an old story... For a long while now, just to pass the time I've been tellin' jokes that happen to rhyme They keep me sharp, and they ease my pain They calm my heart and they keep me sane Whaddya call a wayward stick Just a bone a dead tree picked Pap's heard these a million times before So I tell 'em to the ruin door (ruin door, ruin door, ruin door) So one day, while I'm doin' my act I hear somethin' that makes me jump back When I knock-knock I'm not prepared To hear somebody say TORIEL: "who's there?" SANS: "Tibula", TORIEL: "Tibula Who?" SANS: "Thanks for the tip, you lady, you!" She laughed louder than I'd ever heard before So I entertained the ruin door (ruin door, ruin door, ruin door) This kept goin' on for months and months And that ol' lady never felt sad once Till one day, before I spoke I heard her sing... And I broke. TORIEL: I'm a wreck, it's not your fault It was I who led assault If a child goes from my side to yours... SANS: She whispered through the ruin door... TORIEL: I beg you, Please protect them from despair Lend them a helping hand SANS: Bluntly, if she hadn't asked me that there YOU'D BE DEAD WHERE YOU STAND. And well, Kid, soon you'll decide If my choice was justified I'll be keepin' on ya either or All the way back at the ruin dooooor! (ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)

Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo Oh hi there dont mind me I'm just dozin' off blindly No need to acknowledge I'm here This bit's got to star me? Not feelin' up to it, sorry *room goes dead silent* Frisk: taps blook on the shoulder and gives him a thumbs up. Guess I can try if you can cheer... Might be disembodied But there's a whole lot more to me I can cry me a river but I'd rather cry me a hat This one's called Dapper blook So what do you think of this spook? Oh no I got too loud I bet your ears hurt sorry about that I wanna be Less cowardly Why can't I let anyone notice me? I guess I could try But now I'd rather lie On this pile of leaves, pretendin' to Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Za-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo Z Z Z Z Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo Z-de-de-da-de-ta-tee Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo YEAH!

Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo Oh hi there dont mind me I'm just dozin' off blindly No need to acknowledge I'm here This bit's got to star me? Not feelin' up to it, sorry *room goes dead silent* Frisk: taps blook on the shoulder and gives him a thumbs up. Guess I can try if you can cheer... Might be disembodied But there's a whole lot more to me I can cry me a river but I'd rather cry me a hat This one's called Dapper blook So what do you think of this spook? Oh no I got too loud I bet your ears hurt sorry about that I wanna be Less cowardly Why can't I let anyone notice me? I guess I could try But now I'd rather lie On this pile of leaves, pretendin' to Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Za-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo Z Z Z Z Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo Z-de-de-da-de-ta-tee Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo YEAH!

For a long while now, just to pass the time I've been tellin' jokes that happen to rhyme They keep me sharp, and they ease my pain They calm my heart and they keep me sane Whaddya call a wayward stick Just a bone a dead tree picked Pap's heard these a million times before So I tell 'em to the ruin door (ruin door, ruin door, ruin door) So one day, while I'm doin' my act I hear somethin' that makes me jump back When I knock-knock I'm not prepared To hear somebody say TORIEL: "who's there?" SANS: "Tibula", TORIEL: "Tibula Who?" SANS: "Thanks for the tip, you lady, you!" She laughed louder than I'd ever heard before So I entertained the ruin door (ruin door, ruin door, ruin door) This kept goin' on for months and months And that ol' lady never felt sad once Till one day, before I spoke I heard her sing... And I broke. TORIEL: I'm a wreck, it's not your fault It was I who led assault If a child goes from my side to yours... SANS: She whispered through the ruin door... TORIEL: I beg you, Please protect them from despair Lend them a helping hand SANS: Bluntly, if she hadn't asked me that there YOU'D BE DEAD WHERE YOU STAND. And well, Kid, soon you'll decide If my choice was justified I'll be keepin' on ya either or All the way back at the ruin dooooor! (ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)

I heard the human hates spiders.... I heard they like to squish them alive.... I heard they don't support their worthy causes... I heard....they're here. Step right on in Nothin' but smiles No way to leave Stay for a while We'll have a lot of fun.... Bautiful webs Coat every wall And keep you from Moving at all I'd call this a job well done! You know, maybe (You know, maybe) you'd find yourself never being trapped If you had helped out those in need But, no worries (But no worries), you'll soon do an even kinder act After all, my pet still has to FEED! Struggle left Struggle right What an entertaining sight I'd no clue that I'd caught dinner with a show! (dinner with a show) You've got a Nimble SOUL (o-oh) But I'm still in control You're too fun to ever let you go! You *DO* understand why I tied you up like this by now, don't you? DETERMINATION? What are you talking about? Why, it's your SOUL! Just the ingredient this batch needs... But I could buy some replacement SOUL with enough gold, and help the spiders in the ruins to boot! If you'd like to skip this meal, perhaps you should consider showing your generous side? If you decide You'd like to pay Give me gold And I'll step away *PAY-DING* That's all? Well, for that, I'll go easy on you But while I can not guarantee You'll be allright You will still be Helping the needy and feeding them, too! Oh, my how rude (oh my how rude) Apologies for what I've done I haven't introduced you formally You can't be food (you can't be food) If you haven't even met the one Who's having you for dinner with their tea Hurry up Scurry up Shall I pour another cup? You'll be gobbled if you move about too slow (move about too slow) Your timing is precise (ah-ah) But I won't be enticed Dearie, I'll never let you go! Have you heard about the girl upon the tuffet From that fairy-tale, oh my, what was her name... Stomach growing ever Fatter as she stuffed it When a spider hobbled down to greet the dame Struck by terror and disgust, the girl reacted Making motions as to crush the spider flat Others rushed in to defend it, Fangs protracted... ...We all ate well for several fortnights after that...Ahuhuhuhu.... 'Twas her end And you see You will be joining her shortly Just accept your fate and let our venom flow (Let our venom flow) It might affect the cake (ah-ah) But that's a risk we'll take Cos we'll never... Never, never.... We'll never never never in a hundred thousand million years never never let you gooooooooooooooooooooo! *ring* Hello? They bought something? Oh, I see.... *hangs up* You're free to go, dearie. Come back and visit!

I heard the human hates spiders.... I heard they like to squish them alive.... I heard they don't support their worthy causes... I heard....they're here. Step right on in Nothin' but smiles No way to leave Stay for a while We'll have a lot of fun.... Bautiful webs Coat every wall And keep you from Moving at all I'd call this a job well done! You know, maybe (You know, maybe) you'd find yourself never being trapped If you had helped out those in need But, no worries (But no worries), you'll soon do an even kinder act After all, my pet still has to FEED! Struggle left Struggle right What an entertaining sight I'd no clue that I'd caught dinner with a show! (dinner with a show) You've got a Nimble SOUL (o-oh) But I'm still in control You're too fun to ever let you go! You *DO* understand why I tied you up like this by now, don't you? DETERMINATION? What are you talking about? Why, it's your SOUL! Just the ingredient this batch needs... But I could buy some replacement SOUL with enough gold, and help the spiders in the ruins to boot! If you'd like to skip this meal, perhaps you should consider showing your generous side? If you decide You'd like to pay Give me gold And I'll step away *PAY-DING* That's all? Well, for that, I'll go easy on you But while I can not guarantee You'll be allright You will still be Helping the needy and feeding them, too! Oh, my how rude (oh my how rude) Apologies for what I've done I haven't introduced you formally You can't be food (you can't be food) If you haven't even met the one Who's having you for dinner with their tea Hurry up Scurry up Shall I pour another cup? You'll be gobbled if you move about too slow (move about too slow) Your timing is precise (ah-ah) But I won't be enticed Dearie, I'll never let you go! Have you heard about the girl upon the tuffet From that fairy-tale, oh my, what was her name... Stomach growing ever Fatter as she stuffed it When a spider hobbled down to greet the dame Struck by terror and disgust, the girl reacted Making motions as to crush the spider flat Others rushed in to defend it, Fangs protracted... ...We all ate well for several fortnights after that...Ahuhuhuhu.... 'Twas her end And you see You will be joining her shortly Just accept your fate and let our venom flow (Let our venom flow) It might affect the cake (ah-ah) But that's a risk we'll take Cos we'll never... Never, never.... We'll never never never in a hundred thousand million years never never let you gooooooooooooooooooooo! *ring* Hello? They bought something? Oh, I see.... *hangs up* You're free to go, dearie. Come back and visit!