PEPPINO: OK, A-DA NOISE…WHERE ARE-A YOU? NOISE: Ahh, THERE’S my Co-Star! PEPPINO: Co-Star-a? NOISE: Yep! And if you want this key, you’ll play your part. PEPPINO: OH NO… NOISE: READY, EVERYBODY? TUNE IN TO THE PARTY! VERSE 1 - UH OH, HERE COMES THE NOISE, rarin’ for a confrontation! Nothin hypes up a beatdown like worldwide adulation! It’s been a little while, bet ya can’t wait to see The grand return of the Noise and the goons he employs on NTV! PEPPINO: Noise-a, what is this? Don’t you want-a to fight? Noise: In time, Italian Man, we’ve gotta set this up right!) Noise: Been MONTHS, YEARS, DECADES since the last time I sent This pasty pasta punk Peppino through a NOODLE INCIDENT “That was dangerous, Noise!” “That poor man could’ve died!” Dumb producers pulled the plug out, silenced me, cast me aside! Settled down in a quiet town for a little while Got a wife, peaceful married life, I HAD BEEN BEGUILED! My glory days of pranks n’ praise were left on mute ‘Til a mysterious benefactor offered me a reboot! Peppino: You’re-a Middle-Aged like me, The Noise! Give up and go home! Noise: Are you chicken, Mort? Come at me! Noise is callin’, pick up phone! NOISE & CHORUS: EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR VOICE! GOT A SIMPLE CHOICE IF YOU WANT SOME SCHADENFREUDE! TURN YOUR CRT TO NTV AND KEEP IT THERE! YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT, I SWEAR! YOU WON’T EVER BE ANNOYED A BIT, ENJOY! AND MAKE SOME NOISE! (low bass singing NOISE GOBLIN) MAKE SOME NOISE! (Crowd shouting) (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) Noise: Ya wanna see Peppino Pummeled? Make some noise! NOISE: UH OH, THERE GOES THE NOISE, now I’m on the attack! Doin’ sick tricks into kick flips into KICKIN’ YOU IN THE BACK! All the skater boys told me see you later, Noise! I weaponized my crashes, now I’m a gladiator Noise! Peppino: All this jumpin’ and-a dodgin’s really bad for my stress… Noise: Relax! You’re gonna lose in 30 seconds or less! Noise: We’re blowin’ up, look at these ratings! I still got that Noise charm! And speakin’ o blowin up, have some bombs to BLOW UP YOUR ARMS! PEPPINO: AAAUGH! Noise: Ain’t my goofy weapons worth a chuckle or two? They were everyone’s obsession up until I met YOU. I had everything, man! A prime-time slot, a million fans! But you couldn’t take a joke, got my whole operation canned! Y’know, this Pizza Crusher crushes more than Pizzas ‘round here… So how ‘bout I crush your spine like you CRUSHED MY CAREER? Noise: Gotcha! I won’t break ya like those loan sharks you’ve bilked… Don’t be wary, have some dairy! *PEPPINO DRINKS* Peppino: THIS ISN’T MILK!!! NOISE & CHORUS: EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR VOICE! GOT A SIMPLE CHOICE IF YOU WANT SOME SCHADENFREUDE! TURN YOUR CRT TO NTV AND KEEP IT THERE! YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT, I SWEAR! YOU WON’T EVER BE ANNOYED A BIT, ENJOY! AND MAKE SOME NOISE! (low bass singing NOISE GOBLIN) MAKE SOME NOISE! (Crowd shouting) (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) Noise: Ya wanna see the fun part? Make some noise! Peppino: Ugh…I don’t-a feel so good…what WAS that? Noise: Just a little blend of everything my Wife cooked last night…hehehe…. Peppino: WHY WOULD YOU BLEND THAT?! Noise: FOR THE DANCE, OF COURSE! Peppino: YOU WANT ME TO DANCE?! Noise: Nope! EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY LISTEN WELL! GOT A TREND TO SELL IF YOU WANT SOME SWEET REVENGIN’! COME AND GATHER ROUND TO KICK PEPPINO WHILE HE’S DOWN! YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THE SOUNDS! KEEP ON KICKIN’ LIKE AN ENGINE, GUYS, ENJOY! MAKE HIM MAKE SOME NOISE! (low bass singing NOISE GOBLIN) MAKE SOME NOISE! (Peppino shouting) (AAAAUGHH!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (WHAT-A-DA HELL, NOISE!?) MAKE SOME NOISE! (THIS ISN’T A DAAANCE!) Noise: Ya wanna see me end this? Make some noise! NOISE pulls out his minigun and prepares to end everything. Noise: It’s been fun, Italian Man, you’ve been awful good sportly! But all things have an end, yours is coming very shortly… I dug up my old minigun - remember this? I pranked you good last time I used it - This time I won’t miss. NOISETTE: NOIIISE! IT’S TIME FOR OUR DINNER DAAATE! NOISETTE: We planned it MONTHS ago, and I just can’t wait! Noise: Crap, that was tonight??? NOISETTE: Don’t worry, babe, it’s ok! I saw you blending our dinner, so I blended yours today! Peppino: Make sure he drinks it all, he’s got to recharge his-a voice Peppino: He Mighta just lost our battle, but he made a LOTTA noise.

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PEPPINO: OK, A-DA NOISE…WHERE ARE-A YOU? NOISE: Ahh, THERE’S my Co-Star! PEPPINO: Co-Star-a? NOISE: Yep! And if you want this key, you’ll play your part. PEPPINO: OH NO… NOISE: READY, EVERYBODY? TUNE IN TO THE PARTY! VERSE 1 - UH OH, HERE COMES THE NOISE, rarin’ for a confrontation! Nothin hypes up a beatdown like worldwide adulation! It’s been a little while, bet ya can’t wait to see The grand return of the Noise and the goons he employs on NTV! PEPPINO: Noise-a, what is this? Don’t you want-a to fight? Noise: In time, Italian Man, we’ve gotta set this up right!) Noise: Been MONTHS, YEARS, DECADES since the last time I sent This pasty pasta punk Peppino through a NOODLE INCIDENT “That was dangerous, Noise!” “That poor man could’ve died!” Dumb producers pulled the plug out, silenced me, cast me aside! Settled down in a quiet town for a little while Got a wife, peaceful married life, I HAD BEEN BEGUILED! My glory days of pranks n’ praise were left on mute ‘Til a mysterious benefactor offered me a reboot! Peppino: You’re-a Middle-Aged like me, The Noise! Give up and go home! Noise: Are you chicken, Mort? Come at me! Noise is callin’, pick up phone! NOISE & CHORUS: EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR VOICE! GOT A SIMPLE CHOICE IF YOU WANT SOME SCHADENFREUDE! TURN YOUR CRT TO NTV AND KEEP IT THERE! YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT, I SWEAR! YOU WON’T EVER BE ANNOYED A BIT, ENJOY! AND MAKE SOME NOISE! (low bass singing NOISE GOBLIN) MAKE SOME NOISE! (Crowd shouting) (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) Noise: Ya wanna see Peppino Pummeled? Make some noise! NOISE: UH OH, THERE GOES THE NOISE, now I’m on the attack! Doin’ sick tricks into kick flips into KICKIN’ YOU IN THE BACK! All the skater boys told me see you later, Noise! I weaponized my crashes, now I’m a gladiator Noise! Peppino: All this jumpin’ and-a dodgin’s really bad for my stress… Noise: Relax! You’re gonna lose in 30 seconds or less! Noise: We’re blowin’ up, look at these ratings! I still got that Noise charm! And speakin’ o blowin up, have some bombs to BLOW UP YOUR ARMS! PEPPINO: AAAUGH! Noise: Ain’t my goofy weapons worth a chuckle or two? They were everyone’s obsession up until I met YOU. I had everything, man! A prime-time slot, a million fans! But you couldn’t take a joke, got my whole operation canned! Y’know, this Pizza Crusher crushes more than Pizzas ‘round here… So how ‘bout I crush your spine like you CRUSHED MY CAREER? Noise: Gotcha! I won’t break ya like those loan sharks you’ve bilked… Don’t be wary, have some dairy! *PEPPINO DRINKS* Peppino: THIS ISN’T MILK!!! NOISE & CHORUS: EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY RAISE YOUR VOICE! GOT A SIMPLE CHOICE IF YOU WANT SOME SCHADENFREUDE! TURN YOUR CRT TO NTV AND KEEP IT THERE! YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT, I SWEAR! YOU WON’T EVER BE ANNOYED A BIT, ENJOY! AND MAKE SOME NOISE! (low bass singing NOISE GOBLIN) MAKE SOME NOISE! (Crowd shouting) (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (MAKE SOME NOISE!) Noise: Ya wanna see the fun part? Make some noise! Peppino: Ugh…I don’t-a feel so good…what WAS that? Noise: Just a little blend of everything my Wife cooked last night…hehehe…. Peppino: WHY WOULD YOU BLEND THAT?! Noise: FOR THE DANCE, OF COURSE! Peppino: YOU WANT ME TO DANCE?! Noise: Nope! EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY LISTEN WELL! GOT A TREND TO SELL IF YOU WANT SOME SWEET REVENGIN’! COME AND GATHER ROUND TO KICK PEPPINO WHILE HE’S DOWN! YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THE SOUNDS! KEEP ON KICKIN’ LIKE AN ENGINE, GUYS, ENJOY! MAKE HIM MAKE SOME NOISE! (low bass singing NOISE GOBLIN) MAKE SOME NOISE! (Peppino shouting) (AAAAUGHH!) MAKE SOME NOISE! (WHAT-A-DA HELL, NOISE!?) MAKE SOME NOISE! (THIS ISN’T A DAAANCE!) Noise: Ya wanna see me end this? Make some noise! NOISE pulls out his minigun and prepares to end everything. Noise: It’s been fun, Italian Man, you’ve been awful good sportly! But all things have an end, yours is coming very shortly… I dug up my old minigun - remember this? I pranked you good last time I used it - This time I won’t miss. NOISETTE: NOIIISE! IT’S TIME FOR OUR DINNER DAAATE! NOISETTE: We planned it MONTHS ago, and I just can’t wait! Noise: Crap, that was tonight??? NOISETTE: Don’t worry, babe, it’s ok! I saw you blending our dinner, so I blended yours today! Peppino: Make sure he drinks it all, he’s got to recharge his-a voice Peppino: He Mighta just lost our battle, but he made a LOTTA noise.