1. |
Kill or Be Killed
03:52
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Nice to meet'cha kid, for the tenth time
Hope ya know me now, I know you fine
You're loved, protected, but is that enough?
Fate is calling, answer and get rough
If you change the world, I'll change it more
But hey, kid, you've heard this all before
You'll die with just words so make them swords and make it through
Cos' in this world there's just one thing that's true
It's kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
Now, at times, it may be best to ACT
You show kindness, I'll show them their digestive tract
but we're both the same, push comes to shove
both of us are on a quest for LOVE
Wanna make friends? I don't think they do
Better to strike before they strike you
You cannot FLEE from what nature programmed in your brain
For you, my friend, Genocide's simply sane
So Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
But, hey, if you spare them, how happy you will be
You'll dance and prance all day and throw tea parties
Never ever no matter the weather will immoral thinking cross your path
You'll be joking, cooking pasta, cleaning spears AND I'LL JUST LAUGH.
MAKE YOUR FRIENDS AND MAKE THEM HAPPY, I'LL BE OCCUPIED
STEALING PEOPLE'S SOULS WHILE I DEVOUR THEIR INSIDES
NO WORRIES, THOUGH, LEAVE ME UNCHECKED, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE
EXCEPT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HAD AND LOVED WILL BE ALL MINE
But that'd be too easy!
Soooooo......Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
Kill or be Killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed-killed
*flowey laugh*
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2. |
Gonna Capture a Human
03:11
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Sans: Hey bro.
Papyrus: What is it now, Sans?
Sans: There's a rock behind you.
Papyrus: Ah, I see.
Sans: Now look in front of it.
Papyrus: This had better not be another praaaaa...*Squeals*
Papyrus: *squealing* SANS IS THAT A HUMAN
Sans: Yup.
Papyrus: Oboy oboy oboyoboyoboyoboooooy! SONG TIIIIME! Sans, just like we rehearsed. I want it
to be IMPRESSED! AND! INTIMIDATED! AND! ANOTHER COOL WORD THAT STARTS WITH I!
Sans: OK.
Papyrus:
We're gonna capture a human, oh boy, I just can't wait!
We're gonna capture a human, oh this'll be so great
If we give it puzzles they'll surrender right away!
We're gonna capture a human today!
Sans:
We're gonna capture a human, and by we I mean you
But you can use my puzzles to help out if you want to
This should be a riot and give that kid a good run.
You're gonna capture a human, have fun.
Papyrus:
And once we've finally captured it, what treasures I will reap!
I'll have so many friends that I won't sleep
And on top of that, I know Undyne will finally see
I had it in meeeeeeee
To capture the humaaaaaaan!
Sans: That doesn't rhyme.
Papyrus: Shut up!
We're gonna capture the human, but it'll be a test
Your puzzles got cleared easily, but mine are all the best!
They'll be as confounded as the Jumbles confound me
We're gonna capture the human, yipee!
Sans:
I only wrote one verse of lyrics.
Papyrus:
SANS! UGH! Here, just use mine!
Sans:
We're gonna capture the human, and I'll be feelin' fine!
They'll by hypnotized by my amazing cookery
...sorry Paprus, this isn't me.
Papyrus: AUGH. FINE. JUST A LITTLE MORE, OK?
Sans: OK.
Papyrus:
It keeps on clearing puzzles left and right, ugh, this is bad...
And yet, there's something in it I admire...
Sans: Really? That's cool bro, I just hope you won't get mad
When it's thrown in the fire!
Papyrus: F-fire?
Sans: So they can harvest its soul!
Papyrus: Oh..yeah...
*sigh*
Papyrus:
I've gotta capture a human, I know it's for the best
But this one seems a whole lot cooler than all of the rest...
Let's just get this over with, with one decisive blow....
I've gotta capture you, human...
*BATTLE START SOUND*
...let's go.
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3. |
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Ah! Human! Welcome to my home! Feel free to look around! I'll talk about anything if you stare at
it for a couple of seconds.
...Human, it's rude to stare at someone.
...Oh dear. Could it be...?
Well, no worries, Human! I, the great Papyrus, am prepared!
But...are you?
LET'S FIND OUT!
*date start*
Step up, take your time
Let your SOUL meet mine
You and I have got a date to do!
And while it's my first
It won't be my worst
Guess we'll have a threesome cos I brought this book too!
Just for you!
Now, be sure to take deep breaths and keep your mind intact
Prepare for impossibilities
For, human, you've already achieved a testing ACT
You've got a hot date with a cold body!
Now let's see...
Step one: Ask them out!
What's that all about?
Outside is too public and cold, too!
Step two: Wear some clothes!
Wear Clothes..just like...those...
Human, oh my goodness, do I mean that much to you?
Of course I do...
C'mon, Papyrus, this is but a minor setback
A simple inprobability
Human, you've done well, but it's time to counter-attack!
On this hot date with a cold body!
Wait for me!
Now I'm proper-dressed
But I must confess
There's a secret within my attire
It's so super-neat
It'll knock you off your feet!
So cmon and find it before it expires!
Great save, Papyrus, You are the greatest in the land!
The best gift is one your date can't see!
Go on, hold my legs and hold my feel and ~hold my haaaand~
On this hot date with a cold body!
Where could it be?
You sure like my hat...
Wait...oh yeah! right! that!
I must honor your deductive skill
For what lurks inside
Is a box that hides
ALL MY FINEST PASTA, C'MON, EAT YOUR FILL!
I know you will...
Huh? I don't feel my head being eaten off of yet...
Could it be you're saving it for me?
Oh my god! You shouldn't have! It's too considerate!
For a Hot Date with a Cold Body!
Listen to me...
Human...You have taken this so far...
And I really do like you and such!
But, oh...how to say this...it feels so bizzare...
I don't...think I like you...that much.
But hey don't feel sad (And please oh please please don't get mad)
I can't match your affection, you see!
But hey, here's my number, you still got that! Aren't you glad
You had this hot date with a cold body!
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4. |
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WAIT! I DIDN'T WRITE MY SONG YET? UMM, UMMM,
SONG APP START!
Um, hello!
What a pleasure to see
A human
Standing in front of me
Don't mind the cams
Surely I am
Not creepy
(I'm not, right? I mean, really!)
ANYWAY
Since you made it to here
That must mean
He hasn't interfered
Who's he? Nevermind
I guess that I kind
Of forgot to explain
Crap that didn't rhyme Alphys you dumbassaur you suck at this UM
The traps are bad
But don't be sad
'Cos I'll help you through
Th-that's something I can do! Yeah!
With my guidance
And some...fried ants?
I totes can help you!
Fried Ants? Really, RhymeFinder?
Um, uh...
I'll just stay behind
Living in the background
That's where I'm profound
Where I shine!
Go on, you're the star!
let your fame expand
throughout the hotlands
And I'll just...
Lead you from afar
That's enough, right? That's not enough? VERSE TWO?! Crap crapcrap OK! LET'S DO THIS!
What I meant
Back there when I said "he"
Was a friend
A robotic buddy
He's someone I built
I can do that you know
I build robots....
I TAKE IT ALL BACK! NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN RHYMEFINDER!
He's clever
Maybe a bit obtuse
But moreso
He's out there on the loose!
One more thing too
He's programmed to kill you
...oops....
Have no fear though!
You've got me here so
You'll survive his rage
(Though he might steal the stage...)
Here, take this phone
You won't be alone
If you stay on my page
(MewChat App copyright Alphys Industries Patent Pending)
I'll just stay right here
I am at my best
When I'm at my desk
I've no fears!
If things get bizzare
When you're stuck and you're vexed
Don't get scared, check your texts
And I'll just...
Lead you from afar
Yeah, doin' pretty good! Just a little more? OK! I've got this!
Hm? What? What's that?
Why'd I name this app mew chat?
Human. Please. Let me fill you in.
(GAAASP gathering breath)Mew Mew Kissy Cutie is an anime about a girl who hypnotizes people by kissing them to do good things
and it's awesome and it's so cute and it's meaningful and it's my favorite ever ever BUT THE SEQUEL SUCKS AND IT'S TOTAL TRASH but
we can watch season 1 here if you want to and....
Oh, sorry, I got a little overexited there.
Just...um...nevermind that for now.
I'll just watch my show
The first time I cried
But I smiled inside
It helped me grow!
Well then, Au Revoir!
But I won't actually leave
Just enable "recieve"
And I'll just...
Lead you from afar
OK! That was a pretty good song! And yknow what? If *HE* tells me it sucks again, he can...kiss my cutie!
Wait. That sounded wrong. Really, really, wrong. Oh god. SANS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SCENE THIS IS BAD
"And so, the flustered yet reliable doctor waved goodbye to the human as they set out on an adventure across
the hotlands. Oh, by the way, I'm the narrator. I'm going to be for the musical this song is part of, too.
Papyrus wanted to, but he-
"But I'm too good for such a pathetic role!"
"sure, let's go with that. Anyway, look forward to it. It's sure to be a Bone-a-fide Masterpiece!"
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5. |
Guide You
03:22
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Child! Are you safe? Please tell me you didn't take that to heart.
No matter, you're safe now, so please listen to me.
I'll assure that flower's horrid philosophy never returns!
Goodness, how dreadful, forget that song
Wipe it from your mind
(Keep it in your mind)
Wipe it from your mind
Trust someone who's lived for very long
You want to be be kind
(She is not your kind)
You want to be kind
Though we seem threatening and scary
We're misunderstood
(Not misunderstood)
So for your own good
(So for her own good)
I'll be your guardian fairy
Guiding you devotedly, see?
Child, we've much to do
So much to walk you through
I will protect what's inside you
Their hearts would break before
But now heartache's no more
Because I'll be here to guide you
(guide you...)
Guide you
(guide you...)
Sing along with me, my child!
Oh? It appears you prefer not to sing?
That is alright, my child. I apologize for asking too much of you.
Monsters aplenty live underground
You'll like them in time
(You'll kill them in time)
You'll like them in time
Let my voice resound
(Let my voice resound)
Deep inside your head
(Deep inside your head)
Don't kill or be killed
(It's kill or be killed)
Become friends instead
(Make these monsters dead)
Look at these humorous puzzles!
Clear them to progress
(Slay them to progress)
Go on, do your best
(Fighting them is best)
Child, you need me
I SHALL HELP YOU PAST THIS TEST, YES?
Child, I am quite smart
Solving these is my art
You've got a legend beside you
I've done this one before
And several million more
And with this skill, I shall guide you
(Guide you...)
Guide you
(Guide you...)
You seem...unmoved, my child.
I shall be blunt.
We love you, my child
(She tricks you, my child)
You matter, my child
(You murder, my child)
You're the world to us
(The world's prey to us)
We're the world to you
(They're nothing to you)
Please love us, my child
(Murder them, my child)
Cherish us, my child
(Cherish it, my child)
We are all you have
(I am all you need)
You are all...I...have
I won't let him take your soul
I won't let you spiral out of my control!
Child, you've learned quite well
But, my child, I can tell
Hunger is brewing inside you
I shall go to prepare
Child, please wait right there
And I'll be right back to guide you
(Guide you...)
Guide you
(Guide you...)
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6. |
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Child, it was merely hours ago
I first laid my eyes on you
But I've seen so many you wouldn't know
Tread your path and venture askew
With every child I had tried my best
To make them stay and hold them dear
But overnight they all grew obsessed
With fleeing from being held here
Oh, and
I'd protect them from harm
I'd protect them from pain
I would hold all of them close in my arms
And they...would leave me in vain.
Child, I fear you are just like them
You are DETERMINED as they
While this alone I shall not condemn
I shan't let that lead you astray
I cannot let you take one step more
This time, I won't let you roam
It won't be so bad, there's fun galore
In these ruins I call home
Oh, my child
I'll protect you from him
I'll prevent his dark plan
I can't fulfill your every beck and whim
But child, I'll do what I can
I'll teach you math and art
I know snail facts by heart
Oh the things I want to show you
We won't have much but we
Still will live happily
Even though I barely know you
Because Child
I'll protect you from loss
I'll protect you from fear
I will keep you safe no matter the cost
And so, I must trap you here...
*BATTLE START*
(Tempo/Intensity Increases)
Child, forgive me. you must understand
The world before you is unkind
Speak not! run or fight, obey my demands
For I have made up my mind
Sometimes to truly protect those you love
You must hurt them to reassure
Dodge as you might, my attacks are above
The power that you can endure
But my Child
I'll protect you from death
I will honor your plea
I shall yield before your last dying breath
For I'll protect you from me...
(PACIFIST SIDE)
Haha, Tori, What are you doing?
Child, I fear for you, but now I know
If you have such strength to SPARE
Maybe, just maybe, in what lies below
You'll actually make it through there
Oh, child
I'd protect you from hate
Shield you from those unkind
But you can protect yourself, this is fate...
Now go, before I change my mind...
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7. |
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Child, it was merely hours ago
I first laid my eyes on you
But I've seen so many you wouldn't know
Tread your path and venture askew
With every child I had tried my best
To make them stay and hold them dear
But overnight they all grew obsessed
With fleeing from being held here
Oh, and
I'd protect them from harm
I'd protect them from pain
I would hold all of them close in my arms
And they...would leave me in vain.
Child, I fear you are just like them
You are DETERMINED as they
While this alone I shall not condemn
I shan't let that lead you astray
I cannot let you take one step more
This time, I won't let you roam
It won't be so bad, there's fun galore
In these ruins I call home
Oh, my child
I'll protect you from him
I'll prevent his dark plan
I can't fulfill your every beck and whim
But child, I'll do what I can
I'll teach you math and art
I know snail facts by heart
Oh the things I want to show you
We won't have much but we
Still will live happily
Even though I barely know you
Because Child
I'll protect you from loss
I'll protect you from fear
I will keep you safe no matter the cost
And so, I must trap you here...
*BATTLE START*
(Tempo/Intensity Increases)
Child, forgive me. you must understand
The world before you is unkind
Speak not! run or fight, obey my demands
For I have made up my mind
Sometimes to truly protect those you love
You must hurt them to reassure
Dodge as you might, my attacks are above
The power that you can endure
But my Child
I'll protect you from death
I will honor your plea
I shall yield before your last dying breath
For I'll protect you from me...
(GENO-SIDE)
*SLASH*
Haha....ha....
I'd...protect you...from the...cruel...
My SOUL...would have stayed...true...
But...my child...I am a fool...
I can't protect you...from...you....
*SOUL shatters*
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8. |
Ruin Door
03:18
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SANS:
So, your journey's nearin' the end, huh?
That means this show must be, too.
Good to hear. I mean, everyone must be gettin' tired of all this singin.
...it's my turn, ain't it.
Y'know what? I actually feel up to it. Play my song, fellas.
*GONNA CAPTURE A HUMAN/PUSSYCAT MIX PLAYS*
NO, NO! NOT THAT ONE! NOT NOW!
...later.
I mean the other one.
*RUIN DOOR begins*
There we go. Time to tell an old story...
For a long while now, just to pass the time
I've been tellin' jokes that happen to rhyme
They keep me sharp, and they ease my pain
They calm my heart and they keep me sane
Whaddya call a wayward stick
Just a bone a dead tree picked
Pap's heard these a million times before
So I tell 'em to the ruin door
(ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)
So one day, while I'm doin' my act
I hear somethin' that makes me jump back
When I knock-knock I'm not prepared
To hear somebody say
TORIEL:
"who's there?"
SANS:
"Tibula",
TORIEL:
"Tibula Who?"
SANS:
"Thanks for the tip, you lady, you!"
She laughed louder than I'd ever heard before
So I entertained the ruin door
(ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)
This kept goin' on for months and months
And that ol' lady never felt sad once
Till one day, before I spoke
I heard her sing...
And I broke.
TORIEL:
I'm a wreck, it's not your fault
It was I who led assault
If a child goes from my side to yours...
SANS:
She whispered through the ruin door...
TORIEL:
I beg you, Please protect them from despair
Lend them a helping hand
SANS:
Bluntly, if she hadn't asked me that there
YOU'D BE DEAD WHERE YOU STAND.
And well, Kid, soon you'll decide
If my choice was justified
I'll be keepin' on ya either or
All the way back at the ruin dooooor!
(ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)
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9. |
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Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo
Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
Oh hi there dont mind me
I'm just dozin' off blindly
No need to acknowledge I'm here
This bit's got to star me?
Not feelin' up to it, sorry
*room goes dead silent*
Frisk: taps blook on the shoulder and gives him a thumbs up.
Guess I can try if you can cheer...
Might be disembodied
But there's a whole lot more to me
I can cry me a river but I'd rather cry me a hat
This one's called Dapper blook
So what do you think of this spook?
Oh no I got too loud I bet your ears hurt sorry about that
I wanna be
Less cowardly
Why can't I let anyone notice me?
I guess I could try
But now I'd rather lie
On this pile of leaves, pretendin' to
Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Za-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo
Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
Z Z Z Z Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
Z-de-de-da-de-ta-tee Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
YEAH!
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10. |
Z (Instrumental)
01:55
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Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo
Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
Oh hi there dont mind me
I'm just dozin' off blindly
No need to acknowledge I'm here
This bit's got to star me?
Not feelin' up to it, sorry
*room goes dead silent*
Frisk: taps blook on the shoulder and gives him a thumbs up.
Guess I can try if you can cheer...
Might be disembodied
But there's a whole lot more to me
I can cry me a river but I'd rather cry me a hat
This one's called Dapper blook
So what do you think of this spook?
Oh no I got too loud I bet your ears hurt sorry about that
I wanna be
Less cowardly
Why can't I let anyone notice me?
I guess I could try
But now I'd rather lie
On this pile of leaves, pretendin' to
Z-Z-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Za-Z-Zibbedy-Z-Zibbedy-Zaaa-Za-zo
Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z Za-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
Z Z Z Z Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
Z-de-de-da-de-ta-tee Z-Zibbedy-Za-Za-Zo
YEAH!
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11. |
Ruin Door (Instrumental)
02:56
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For a long while now, just to pass the time
I've been tellin' jokes that happen to rhyme
They keep me sharp, and they ease my pain
They calm my heart and they keep me sane
Whaddya call a wayward stick
Just a bone a dead tree picked
Pap's heard these a million times before
So I tell 'em to the ruin door
(ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)
So one day, while I'm doin' my act
I hear somethin' that makes me jump back
When I knock-knock I'm not prepared
To hear somebody say
TORIEL:
"who's there?"
SANS:
"Tibula",
TORIEL:
"Tibula Who?"
SANS:
"Thanks for the tip, you lady, you!"
She laughed louder than I'd ever heard before
So I entertained the ruin door
(ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)
This kept goin' on for months and months
And that ol' lady never felt sad once
Till one day, before I spoke
I heard her sing...
And I broke.
TORIEL:
I'm a wreck, it's not your fault
It was I who led assault
If a child goes from my side to yours...
SANS:
She whispered through the ruin door...
TORIEL:
I beg you, Please protect them from despair
Lend them a helping hand
SANS:
Bluntly, if she hadn't asked me that there
YOU'D BE DEAD WHERE YOU STAND.
And well, Kid, soon you'll decide
If my choice was justified
I'll be keepin' on ya either or
All the way back at the ruin dooooor!
(ruin door, ruin door, ruin door)
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12. |
Never Let You Go
04:11
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I heard the human hates spiders....
I heard they like to squish them alive....
I heard they don't support their worthy causes...
I heard....they're here.
Step right on in
Nothin' but smiles
No way to leave
Stay for a while
We'll have a lot of fun....
Bautiful webs
Coat every wall
And keep you from
Moving at all
I'd call this a job well done!
You know, maybe (You know, maybe) you'd find yourself never being trapped
If you had helped out those in need
But, no worries (But no worries), you'll soon do an even kinder act
After all, my pet still has to FEED!
Struggle left
Struggle right
What an entertaining sight
I'd no clue that I'd caught dinner with a show! (dinner with a show)
You've got a Nimble SOUL (o-oh)
But I'm still in control
You're too fun to ever let you go!
You *DO* understand why I tied you up like this by now, don't you?
DETERMINATION? What are you talking about? Why, it's your SOUL! Just the ingredient this batch needs...
But I could buy some replacement SOUL with enough gold, and help the spiders in the ruins to boot!
If you'd like to skip this meal, perhaps you should consider showing your generous side?
If you decide
You'd like to pay
Give me gold
And I'll step away
*PAY-DING*
That's all? Well, for that, I'll go easy on you
But while I can
not guarantee
You'll be allright
You will still be
Helping the needy and feeding them, too!
Oh, my how rude (oh my how rude)
Apologies for what I've done
I haven't introduced you formally
You can't be food (you can't be food)
If you haven't even met the one
Who's having you for dinner with their tea
Hurry up
Scurry up
Shall I pour another cup?
You'll be gobbled if you move about too slow (move about too slow)
Your timing is precise (ah-ah)
But I won't be enticed
Dearie, I'll never let you go!
Have you heard about the girl upon the tuffet
From that fairy-tale, oh my, what was her name...
Stomach growing ever Fatter as she stuffed it
When a spider hobbled down to greet the dame
Struck by terror and disgust, the girl reacted
Making motions as to crush the spider flat
Others rushed in to defend it, Fangs protracted...
...We all ate well for several fortnights after that...Ahuhuhuhu....
'Twas her end
And you see
You will be joining her shortly
Just accept your fate and let our venom flow (Let our venom flow)
It might affect the cake (ah-ah)
But that's a risk we'll take
Cos we'll never...
Never, never....
We'll never never never in a hundred thousand million years never
never let you gooooooooooooooooooooo!
*ring*
Hello?
They bought something?
Oh, I see....
*hangs up*
You're free to go, dearie. Come back and visit!
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13. |
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I heard the human hates spiders....
I heard they like to squish them alive....
I heard they don't support their worthy causes...
I heard....they're here.
Step right on in
Nothin' but smiles
No way to leave
Stay for a while
We'll have a lot of fun....
Bautiful webs
Coat every wall
And keep you from
Moving at all
I'd call this a job well done!
You know, maybe (You know, maybe) you'd find yourself never being trapped
If you had helped out those in need
But, no worries (But no worries), you'll soon do an even kinder act
After all, my pet still has to FEED!
Struggle left
Struggle right
What an entertaining sight
I'd no clue that I'd caught dinner with a show! (dinner with a show)
You've got a Nimble SOUL (o-oh)
But I'm still in control
You're too fun to ever let you go!
You *DO* understand why I tied you up like this by now, don't you?
DETERMINATION? What are you talking about? Why, it's your SOUL! Just the ingredient this batch needs...
But I could buy some replacement SOUL with enough gold, and help the spiders in the ruins to boot!
If you'd like to skip this meal, perhaps you should consider showing your generous side?
If you decide
You'd like to pay
Give me gold
And I'll step away
*PAY-DING*
That's all? Well, for that, I'll go easy on you
But while I can
not guarantee
You'll be allright
You will still be
Helping the needy and feeding them, too!
Oh, my how rude (oh my how rude)
Apologies for what I've done
I haven't introduced you formally
You can't be food (you can't be food)
If you haven't even met the one
Who's having you for dinner with their tea
Hurry up
Scurry up
Shall I pour another cup?
You'll be gobbled if you move about too slow (move about too slow)
Your timing is precise (ah-ah)
But I won't be enticed
Dearie, I'll never let you go!
Have you heard about the girl upon the tuffet
From that fairy-tale, oh my, what was her name...
Stomach growing ever Fatter as she stuffed it
When a spider hobbled down to greet the dame
Struck by terror and disgust, the girl reacted
Making motions as to crush the spider flat
Others rushed in to defend it, Fangs protracted...
...We all ate well for several fortnights after that...Ahuhuhuhu....
'Twas her end
And you see
You will be joining her shortly
Just accept your fate and let our venom flow (Let our venom flow)
It might affect the cake (ah-ah)
But that's a risk we'll take
Cos we'll never...
Never, never....
We'll never never never in a hundred thousand million years never
never let you gooooooooooooooooooooo!
*ring*
Hello?
They bought something?
Oh, I see....
*hangs up*
You're free to go, dearie. Come back and visit!
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